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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}