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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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Tim Bradstreet is an American artist and illustrator.

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Pavetta indica is a plant commonly found in South and Southeast Asia, including in India, Sri Lanka, and Thailand.