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Sigríður Sigurjónsdóttir is a professor of Icelandic Linguistics at the University of Iceland.
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The silent dormouse is a species of rodent in the family Gliridae. It is found in Cameroon, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, and Gabon. Its natural habitat is subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests.
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\"U\" Is for Undertow is the 21st novel in the \"Alphabet\" series of mystery novels by Sue Grafton. It features Kinsey Millhone, a private eye based in the fictional Santa Teresa, California.
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