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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
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Love Aflame is a 1917 American silent comedy drama film directed by James Vincent and Raymond Wells and starring Ruth Stonehouse and Stuart Holmes and Jack Mulhall. Prints and/or fragments were found in the Dawson Film Find in 1978.
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